Humor in Politics
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet.