Holiday Jokes


Q: What do you call this?  rabbit - O - rabbit    

         A: Ether bunny!


Q: What do ghosts and goblins drink when hot and thirsty?                                         

A: Ghoul-Aid

Q: What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?                                                                                  

A: Wrap!

Q: What is like to be kissed by a vampire?                                                                                 

A: It's a pain in the neck.

Q: Why don't mummies relax?

A: They're afraid to unwind.

Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?                                                                                             

A: Bamboo.

Q: Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when angry?                                                                                             

A: They might fly off the handle.

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?                                                                                  

A: His ghoul friend.

Q: Why couldn't Dracula's wife go to sleep?                                                                                 

A: Because of his coffin.

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?                                                                                 

A: Boo boos.

Bump in the Night

A man was walking home late one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way towards him. Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home with the coffin bouncing quickly behind him...faster...faster...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles for his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams the door, and locks the door behind him. The coffin crashes through the door...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP. The coffin is now right behind the man. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is gasping; he is sobbing. With a loud crash the coffin breaks down the door and rights right towards himBUMP...BUMP...BUMP. The man screams and reaches for something, anything...but all he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin... and of course... the coffin stops!